Will struggled at school and later University due to his inability to count, his saving was his unlikely skill for brewing from the start. Subsequently he made a reasonable go of starting a brewery and cooked up some half decent recipes for our award-winning ales. OK he had some highly gifted staff to help him with this, but his benevolent nature forces him to carry the burden of glory all by himself. His private life is a mystery, he is awkward with women and painfully shy on the phone. He is the ‘Boss’ though and we will continue to treat him with reverence he deserves on a daily basis. Future plans will see a 4 x times life size Bronze statue of his good self, erected on the roundabout outside of the brewery entrance which all workers will have to salute as they arrive and leave. Not to do so would result in more beatings. Please help.